I don’t care that I am a full grown human my parents should still carry me in from the car when I pretend to be asleep
2014 – Skates and Plates
2015 – Casino Night
I don’t care that I am a full grown human my parents should still carry me in from the car when I pretend to be asleep
2014 – Skates and Plates
2015 – Casino Night
These goof balls
When I was born, I was the youngest person alive for a (probably) very short amount of time.
girls don’t like boys girls like watching grown men beat each other up over a tiny piece of black rubber
hey what’s up hello
Hey do that thing where you send me a hockey player’s name and I’ll tell ya whether or not I find them attractive