The first time someone tried to steal my bag in the subway I panicked and I broke his arm with an umbrella and since then none of my friends will let me forget about this.
If you think this was a badass moment you need to remember I’m 5 ft and my bag was a Lucky Star bag and I was crying while hitting someone much bigger than me repeatedly with a frog-shaped umbrella.
you are my hero
When I was born, I was the youngest person alive for a (probably) very short amount of time.
girls don’t like boys girls like watching grown men beat each other up over a tiny piece of black rubber
hey what’s up hello
Hey do that thing where you send me a hockey player’s name and I’ll tell ya whether or not I find them attractive
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