the condom fell off (doesn’t matter had sex) but I might be pregnant (still counts) i just had sex, and my dreams came true
2014 – Skates and Plates
2015 – Casino Night
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When I was born, I was the youngest person alive for a (probably) very short amount of time.
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girls don’t like boys girls like watching grown men beat each other up over a tiny piece of black rubber
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Hey do that thing where you send me a hockey player’s name and I’ll tell ya whether or not I find them attractive
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