I have no idea how I’m going to top Max’s 3rd birthday. Obviously it was the highlight of his life. -_-
i have never seen a more disappointed dog in my life
When I was born, I was the youngest person alive for a (probably) very short amount of time.
girls don’t like boys girls like watching grown men beat each other up over a tiny piece of black rubber
hey what’s up hello
Hey do that thing where you send me a hockey player’s name and I’ll tell ya whether or not I find them attractive
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