like all anybody ever does is fucking bitch about how bruins fans all think they’re morally superior, it’s because people literally sit around waiting for bruins players to do things they find contemptible so that the internet can collectively explode into indignant self-importance
brad marchand isn’t the first player to dive to draw a penalty
milan lucic isn’t the first player to spear somebody in the balls
you can stop fanning yourself and clutching your pearls any time now
When I was born, I was the youngest person alive for a (probably) very short amount of time.
girls don’t like boys girls like watching grown men beat each other up over a tiny piece of black rubber
hey what’s up hello
Hey do that thing where you send me a hockey player’s name and I’ll tell ya whether or not I find them attractive
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